They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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