OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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