Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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