PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
