i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize