...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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