You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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