What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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