I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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