So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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