You're my little dorito
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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