So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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