i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Mom said you looked used
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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