yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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