I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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