Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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