I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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