but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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