Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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