Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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