So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
