the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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