Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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