I wanna bring you to show and tell
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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