Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.