You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?