Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.