Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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