You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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