Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
They have beer where we have blood.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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