I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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