He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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