kristin has been a bad kristin
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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