dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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