Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Fuck appropriateness.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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