People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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