i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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organizing the empties. That sober.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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