didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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