It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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