We need to rekindle our bromance
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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