her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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