I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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