see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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