Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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