She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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