Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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