What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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