Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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