I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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