I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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