I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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