You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex