I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
