i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
