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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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