READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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