In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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