i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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