with your own penis?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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