new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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